Wake up in the morning feeling like Liam Payne
Put on my shirt, and show my muscles because im not ashamed
Before i leave, fix my hair with a 1-2-3 flick
Then say sorry to mum, because im feeling aplogetic
im talking being kind of confused-fused
running away from spoons-spoons
and being a bit abused-bused
And now we’re asking for a high five
and being sort of shy-shy
But Liam still comes up in the spot lookin’ extra fly
hahahaha this has to be the best thing ever. <3 :’)
(Source: weonlygoonedirection, via horanstiffy)
Anonymous asked: i want to watch porn with harry omg C:
Do you know what……. I’m grossed the fuck out, that you’re sharing this with me….. But you know what………












